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You are cordially invited to join us for a special evening of merriment and cringe. On Sunday, February 5th at 5:00PM Minnesota time (CST) / 6:00PM EST, condemnedmovies and the Official condemnedmovies/Sarah Palin for US Senate 2012 Death Panel Revue Board (sponsored in part by The Oakdale Philharmonic and the Midtown Blood Transfusion center) will have its very first live blog from a private screening of the two unparalleled (except for with each other) cult classics, Fat Slags and Alien vs. Hunter. Both are widely recognized as possible contenders for the worst movies of all time, we will investigate through intellectual dialectic the truth of the matter, and in Hegelian fashion will produce from this thesis and antithesis and true futuristic explosion of wisdom in synthesis.

Feel free to join us by watching along at the same time, or later on. We will be liveblogging on both in the comments section of this here page while we watch both profound classics. Fat Slags will begin screening at 5:00PM CST / 6:00PM EST. Alien vs. Hunter will begin at 6:30PM CST / 7:30PM EST. You are welcome to join in on the fun if you’d like.

The Youtube trailers and descriptions for both films:

Fat Slags:

Fat Slags charts the rise and fall of our eponymous heroines, who are unrepentantly vulgar and crass. Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune. Sean Cooley an internationally renowned billionaire suffers a blow to the head, rendering him temporarily insane on the day The Fat Slags arrive in London. Spotting them on a popular daytime TV chat show, he falls in love with their larger than life look and approach. Determined to make them stars, he forces fashion designer Fidor Konstantin to base his next collection around the girls, creating a media sensation. In a whirlwind turn of events, Sandra and Tracey take the UK by storm, hitting number one in the record charts and inadvertently winning the Turner Prize. As far as the press is concerned, fat is the new black…

Alien vs. Hunter:

When an interstellar bounty hunter and a malevolent alien crash-land in a small town, the terrified locals bear witness to a fight the likes of which few humans have ever seen. Alien vs. Hunter stars William Katt